the third sex

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I’m still in cold, windy London right now, missing ladyboys rather badly because there are not many here and those that there are you have to really go searching for. Unlike Thailand, where they tend to come looking for you.

The fame of Thai ladyboys has however spread to the United Kingdom, partly through sites such as this and partly because of a number of ladyboy shows that have been staged throughout the country on a number of occasions over the past couple of years.

A friend, who knew nothing of my preference, was sounding me out in my local pub the other evening.

“These ladyboys,” he said. “What do you make of them, then?” What are they? Male or female?”

I replied that they are neither male nor female, but formed a sex of their own, the third sex.

“Blimey,” he said. “Sounds a bit dodgy. But they look like women. How do you tell the difference?”

The ladyboys are more beautiful, I replied.

He looked at me. “You ever…you know…been with one of them?”

Yes, a lot of them, I said.

He took a pull at his pint of bitter. “What is it like, then?”

Totally addictive, I replied. Then we got onto another subject.

The funny thing is, that a few years ago that conversation would probably have never taken place. My friend wouldn’t have known what a ladyboy was. Plus, I have to admit this, I would never even have hinted that I had anything to do with ladyboys.

When I first discovered ladyboys, back in the days of Singapore’s Bugis Street, I was unwise enough to mention my discovery in the local pub. The hostile reaction I received made me button my lip on the subject for the next 20 years. How times change…eventually.

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When Nan arrived for the shoot it was a cold day in Bangkok terms. The temperature had sunk to 30 degrees centigrade. Brrrrrr!!! Anyway, Nan had slipped on a football shirt to keep warm, and I rather liked the effect. A cute little girl, only just 18 and still in the tom-boy phase.

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A ladyboy friend had turned up and was waiting for me at the reception area of the apartment. I went down to meet her. She was wearing a very cute short red dress, and with her long hair looked gorgeous. There were a couple of Thai maintenance workers sitting nearby, and they were eyeing her appreciatively. As I approached, I heard one of them say to her: “Doot sooay.”

The phrase means “beautiful bottom” and the worker was complimenting her. This reveals something of the Thai man’s attitude to the third sex. If a man finds a ladyboy attractive, he will probably have no qualms about saying so and, with a bit of luck, having sex with her. The fact that she is biologically male won’t put him off. He won’t feel any remorse or guilt afterwards, he won’t go into an “am I really gay?” agony of self questioning. He would have had an enjoyable experience, and been on to the next thing.

There is something essentially healthy in this approach, or at least I find it so. It also helps explain why young Issan farmboys are happy enough to work in the gay bars of Bangkok and Pattaya. Why do backbreaking work planting rice and mucking out the pigs when on a good night you can earn the equivalent of half a month’s wages by spending the night in a foreign tourist’s hotel room. Gayness doesn’t really come into it. Guilt certainly doesn’t. The need to earn money does. But essentially it is an openness of mind, and self analysis doesn’t really figure.

As I have mentioned here before, the polite Thai phrase for a ladyboy is “sauw prapet song”, which means “second type of woman.” That is how the Thais regard ladyboys. And as ladyboys are in general far more open to a sexual approach than a genetic girl, given that they still have the sex drive of a male, a Thai man will often turn to a ladyboy simply for enjoyment.

So the maintenance worker probably wasn’t gay. He was simply voicing an honest opinion. He thought the ladyboy had an attractive figure and a pert rear. In the elevator, I asked her if she received many compliments like that.

“Yes!” she said. “All the time! If a Thai man like me, he say so! No problem!”

Seldom does the mainstream media carry any serious coverage of young transgendered people, but the following article written by Patricia Leigh Brown appeared in a recent edition of the New York Times. I’m reproducing it in full here. The article can be found here .

‘Until recently, many children who did not conform to gender norms in their clothing or behavior and identified intensely with the opposite sex were steered to psychoanalysis or behavior modification.

But as advocates gain ground for what they call gender-identity rights, evidenced most recently by New York City’s decision to let people alter the sex listed on their birth certificates, a major change is taking place among schools and families. Children as young as 5 who display predispositions to dress like the opposite sex are being supported by a growing number of young parents, educators and mental health professionals. Read more »

A few days ago I was in Pattaya and I made arrangements to photograph a ladyboy. She was a tall and very leggy girl, and she turned up wearing a tiny white halter top that left her back almost completely bare, and a white microskirt so small you could see the top of her bum cleft and so short you could see her enormous dick bulging out of her green knickers.

I was staying in a posh beach resort hotel, and although I had taken a couple of ladyboys into my bungalow during my stay there they had been very demure and passed easily as very pretty girls. This one, who metaphorically had HAVE SEX WITH ME written all over her would, I felt, dent my credibility with the security guards and with the resort owners, who are friends. Read more »