the third sex

My subject today is balls. Or, to use the Thai slang word, kai: which translates as “eggs”. Regular readers of this blog will have heard me going on many times about the beauty of the penis, and that it is only the fact the thing is usually stuck on a man that prevents most other men forming any kind of an interest in it.

Those of us who love ladyboys are in the very happy position of being able to explore the world of penises without having to worry that we might be gay, because with a ladyboy the whole equation goes out the window. But how many of us get below the warm, fragrant pubic hair, the shiny pink glans and the hot shaft, and examine a ladyboy’s testicles?

Well, yours truly does, for a start.

As with cocks, the variety of balls types is diverse. I was photographing a ladyboy only a few days ago and was greatly impressed by the delicacy of the skin around her testicles. It was so fine as to be almost transparent, and when she became aroused the skin took on a pink tint. She did in fact have exceptionally white smooth skin, and this had translated down below into a tight little bag that was incredibly sensitive to the touch. I ran my fingers gently over it and she trembled, seizing her dick and, a few moments later, sending a white spurt all the way up her tummy to her nipples.

Some years ago I had a regular ladyboy friend whose balls were in a fine skinned pouch that was creamy to the touch and the tongue. She had an enormous dick, very long and strong, and this seemed to be reflected in the size of the bag, which was large and loose yet tightened up when she was aroused. I was fascinated by her balls, which were exceptionally large and round, and she was more than happy for me to play with them. She was another pale-skinned girl, and both the head of her dick and her scrotum would blush pink as she neared ejaculation.

Dick size and balls size do not always correlate, however. There are several sets and movies of Dee on the site, and she has a magnificent dick. But her balls are tiny. So small in fact that even close up they appear just as two swellings under the skin. That doesn’t prevent her shooting an immense load, though.

Again, the volume of cum doesn’t seem to relate to the size of the balls. Many a time I have seen a tight little package produce a terrific volume. On the other hand, I have seen magnificently large balls that produce only a small quantity.


Some scrotums are large, with the skin thick and heavy, the bag pulled very tight and with attractive horizontal creases. Some hang very low, the contents suspended like baubles inside the pink, elastic skin. Many are completely hairless, the majority, but some have a smattering of hair. All have a seam, the perineal raphe, running through the centre, which carries on for the length of the penis, and in many cases this is exceptionally well defined, forming a ridge. One thing is for sure: balls are incredibly sensitive, and need the application of a very gentle tongue or finger for the desired effect, which is to help your ladyboy friend shoot the biggest, hottest, creamiest load she can.