the third sex

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My ladyboy friend Jeab was in a high state of hilarity, hugging herself as she sat on the chair, laughing fit to bust. What have you been up to now, I asked her sternly. Jeab is a true friend, a Chiang Mai girl, funny and bright and sexy, and a tonic to be with.

Eyes sparkling, she told me. She had just been with a man from one of the Middle Eastern countries. The man had thought she was a genetic girl. In the hotel room she had turned the lights right down, but she had been nervous.

But Jeab has a neat little trick. She has a long cock, and she can pull it back tight between her legs and wedge it in place by tucking it into the crease below her bottom. The result, front on, is a neat triangle of pubic hair with a cleft that looks exactly like a vagina. She can stand like that, even with her legs apart, and her dick stays in place. When she decides to let go she just gives a little wriggle and her cock swings down into position. She has often treated me to this party piece of hers, and it really is a sight to see.

Anyway, her customer, who had had a couple of drinks and wasn’t functioning too clearly, obviously saw nothing amiss. Jeab had lain invitingly on her back and while the customer fumbled with a condom she had applied KY Jelly to her bottom.

She covered her cock with her hand, and the customer, not seeing what he was actually doing, had unwittingly penetrated her bottom. When it was over, Jeab had gone straight to the bathroom, showered and dressed, and emerged into the bedroom. The customer, still convinced she was a genetic girl, had paid her. Then both parties, mutually satisfied, had parted.

“So funny! Him think I real lady!”

Has this ever happened before, I asked her.

“No! I never try fool customer. Maybe they get very angry. Too dangerous. But he little bit drunk, not very experienced with lady I think. I see him at bar, he say I beautiful girl, want me very much. I say cannot. But he say, come hotel, never mind, can talk. Soon as get in room he take off he pants. No want talk! So I turn big light off. I worried. But everything okay!”

She became thoughtful.

“I never do again, though. I lucky this time. Maybe not next time. No need pretend be girl. Plenty customer want ladyboy.”

I have seen other ladyboys who can do the dick trick, but it does need a long one. Some ladyboys who are well endowed sometimes strap themselves up with sticking plaster, but it can leave a sticky residue when removed and even cause lesions and pimples. Another trick to hide large bulges is to wear two pairs of pants, the outer ones often resembling cycling shorts. A ladyboy wearing a cotton dress or frock will often wear a pair of cotton or denim shorts underneath.

I once met a ladyboy who had an enormous dick, but when it was at rest it could be hidden completely by a tiny g-string. Of course, ladyboys with smaller dicks seldom have a problem in hiding them.

Personally, I like to see a girl whose panties are almost bursting open, but I do have to admit that a ladyboy walking down the street with what looked like a tent pole under her dress would be a bizarre sight.

I was photographing a ladyboy the other day, and when her pants came down she proved to have an enormous great bush of glistening black pubic hair. There was no hair on her bottom, or her balls: it was only on her pubis. I really have a thing about pubic hair. A great thick warm fragrant mass of it is to me a turn-on. Those who follow the photosets on the main site will know that I often get in a couple of early shots of pubic hair poking over the tops of panties, before the pants come down to reveal everything. I enjoy doing those tease shots.

As with several other aspects of sexuality, we tend to take pubic hair for granted, assuming it is more or less the same for everyone. Of course, it is not. I see ladyboys with little fluffy patches of hair, and with fine hair, and with coarse hair. Thais of course have black hair, but sometimes I find a light-skinned ladyboy who actually has soft light-brown pubic hair.

Quantities vary enormously. Some have only a little V-shaped growth. Others have a thick tangle, with a long line marching up towards the tummy button. Sometimes it spreads between the legs and continues around the base of the bottom. It fascinates me.

Some ladyboys trim their hair. On one occasion not long ago, I found one case where the ladyboy had dyed it blond. Actually, it looked very appealing against her dark brown skin. Sometimes of course you have ladyboys who shave their hair off. This can be immensely attractive if the girl has a very big dick, but if she is not very well endowed then the effect can be disappointing. Plus of course the hair grows back again very quickly. A ladyboy with pubic stubble is NOT attractive.

A while back I had a regular ladyboy friend, and I had the idea of snipping off a lock of her pubic hair and keeping it in an envelope. The idea was, I would take it with me when I travelled overseas, so that I could remind myself of her. But it wasn’t very effective. All it was was a tuft of black hair in an envelope, and I didn’t need actually reminding because she was in my mind day and night. Eventually, I lost the envelope. (I also had the idea of her cumming over her panties so that I could keep them as a reminder, but I need hardly add that dried, week-old cum is not the most exciting memento to have.)

A good, thick, black, heart-shaped growth of pubic hair makes a beautiful frame for a strong ladyboy cock. A creamy load of cum makes the hair wet and shiny. Rub your face in it. Yum!