the third sex

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My ladyboy friend Jeab was in a high state of hilarity, hugging herself as she sat on the chair, laughing fit to bust. What have you been up to now, I asked her sternly. Jeab is a true friend, a Chiang Mai girl, funny and bright and sexy, and a tonic to be with.

Eyes sparkling, she told me. She had just been with a man from one of the Middle Eastern countries. The man had thought she was a genetic girl. In the hotel room she had turned the lights right down, but she had been nervous.

But Jeab has a neat little trick. She has a long cock, and she can pull it back tight between her legs and wedge it in place by tucking it into the crease below her bottom. The result, front on, is a neat triangle of pubic hair with a cleft that looks exactly like a vagina. She can stand like that, even with her legs apart, and her dick stays in place. When she decides to let go she just gives a little wriggle and her cock swings down into position. She has often treated me to this party piece of hers, and it really is a sight to see.

Anyway, her customer, who had had a couple of drinks and wasn’t functioning too clearly, obviously saw nothing amiss. Jeab had lain invitingly on her back and while the customer fumbled with a condom she had applied KY Jelly to her bottom.

She covered her cock with her hand, and the customer, not seeing what he was actually doing, had unwittingly penetrated her bottom. When it was over, Jeab had gone straight to the bathroom, showered and dressed, and emerged into the bedroom. The customer, still convinced she was a genetic girl, had paid her. Then both parties, mutually satisfied, had parted.

“So funny! Him think I real lady!”

Has this ever happened before, I asked her.

“No! I never try fool customer. Maybe they get very angry. Too dangerous. But he little bit drunk, not very experienced with lady I think. I see him at bar, he say I beautiful girl, want me very much. I say cannot. But he say, come hotel, never mind, can talk. Soon as get in room he take off he pants. No want talk! So I turn big light off. I worried. But everything okay!”

She became thoughtful.

“I never do again, though. I lucky this time. Maybe not next time. No need pretend be girl. Plenty customer want ladyboy.”

I have seen other ladyboys who can do the dick trick, but it does need a long one. Some ladyboys who are well endowed sometimes strap themselves up with sticking plaster, but it can leave a sticky residue when removed and even cause lesions and pimples. Another trick to hide large bulges is to wear two pairs of pants, the outer ones often resembling cycling shorts. A ladyboy wearing a cotton dress or frock will often wear a pair of cotton or denim shorts underneath.

I once met a ladyboy who had an enormous dick, but when it was at rest it could be hidden completely by a tiny g-string. Of course, ladyboys with smaller dicks seldom have a problem in hiding them.

Personally, I like to see a girl whose panties are almost bursting open, but I do have to admit that a ladyboy walking down the street with what looked like a tent pole under her dress would be a bizarre sight.